英语祝愿语短信

1★Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

2★Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible，he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said，"Let me try world peace".

3★这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑!!! 搞笑短信

4★Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!

5★This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!

6★This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!