愚人节英文祝愿语【三篇】
1★Notice： AprilFool＇s Day approaching， on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite， please pay attention. Following is the first： You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover！ 通告：愚人节来临，4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众恋人！ 15.yesterday I dreamed of you really the sky is so Mingjing sunshine is so beautiful the sea is so boundless you stand on the blue sea I take small stick a poke you hey this is small bastard case is quite hard. 昨天我梦见你了真的天空是那么明静阳光是那么明媚大海是那么一望无垠你站在蔚蓝的海边我拿小棍一*嘿这小王八壳还挺硬！ 【第三篇】
1.kind， intelligent， loving and hot； this describes everything you are not. 善良、聪慧、多情而性感， 可惜这些你一条都不占。 2.If you look ugly， call 110 if you build well， call 120 if you temper bad， call 119 if you feel beautiful， call my cell phone and elaborated…… 如果你长得难看，请打110；如果你身材不好，请打120；如果你脾气不好，请打119；如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈…… 3.notice： aprilfool＇s day approaching， on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite， please pay attention. following is the first： you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover！ 通告：愚人节来临，4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众恋人！ 4.Notice： April Fool＇s Day approaching on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus meaning exactly opposite please pay attention. Following is the first： You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover！ 通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众恋人！ 5.Psychological test： If you and the coward race， you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast； you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beast； you are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！ 心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一样快；3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽不如！愚人节快乐！ 6.In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relish is always， sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh！ Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good！ 在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉！有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的！ 7.after dinner seven commandment： i quit smoking， quit immediatelyeat two fruits， three ring relaxedbelt， the four immediately quit drinking， wujiebaibu walk， bathe immediately quit six， seven quit immediately to sleep！ journey： remember？ 饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉！八戒：记住了吗？ 8.some people see you today， you still as charming， wearing a checked vest， manyouyou to walk， a detached look comfortable， it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit？ 今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎样赛过兔子的？ 9.shaceng said： i have 16 change！ journey said： i have 32 change！ wukong said： i am 72 changed！ in his tang seng： nishi on the treatment， you change a phone call， i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages？ happy april fool＇s day！ 沙僧说：我有16变！八戒说：我有32变！悟空说：我有72变！唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢！愚人节快乐！ 10.Because you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah？ ！ 因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这所有都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊？！ 11.Psychological test： If you and the coward race you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast； you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beast； you are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！ 心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一样快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽不如！愚人节快乐！ 12.an urgent reminder： look at your left and then look at your right. Please be careful just slipped out of a mental illness his features are： holding a mobile phone look around.紧急提醒：看看你的左边再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病他的特征是：拿着手机东张西望。 13. want to with you to see the sea but can not grasp the unfathomable future； think and you go mountain climbing is full to the ideal of the vacant； think and you to drift but not the happy heaven； want to go shopping with you has been the police refused he said： don＇t walk a dog！ 想和你去看海却掌握不住莫测的未来；想和你去登山却布满对理想的茫然；想和你去飘流却到不了幸福的天堂；想和你逛街却得到警察拒绝他说：不许遛狗！ 14. the first sight to see you I said to myself： you are my life to strive for the goal I want to pursue you I want to hug you. I want to announce： I love you......... 第一眼见到你我就对自己说：你就是我今生要奋斗的目标我要追求你我要拥抱你。我要公布：我爱你………人民币！ 15. do you have a TV？ Look at CCTV1 the White House was bombed the whole building collapsed the police have closed down the entire Washington 1 people were killed and 32 injured people lost... 1 people cheated！ 你那里有电视吗？快看CCTV1美国白宫被炸了整栋楼全塌了警方已经关闭了整个华盛顿1人死亡32人受伤人失落。。。1人受骗！ 16. do not move！ Robbery！ All hands up！ Men stand on the left the woman stood on the right abnormal station in the middle hey！ Said is you but also installed to see the phone！ 不许动！抢劫！全部举起手来！男的站左边女的站右边反常的站中间哎！说的就是你还装着看手机！